Sound Off highlights anonymous, brief takes on the news offered via telephone by Daily News readers.

You call this a sports page? Where’s the sports? I see classified ads. I don’t see no sports. Maybe some local Pam Pack baseball. Well, that’s highly exciting. Have you forgot it’s NASCAR season? Almost basketball playoffs? Pro football drafts? Just asking.

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